"I just spilt my macaroni on the floor, I don’t have a lunch now… Cigarettes and dirty looks for lunch mmm mmm my fucking favorite."

Brad (askslimandswan)

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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frauleinninja:

lledra:

sharped0:

gobigorgoextinct:

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. #a crocodile. #just a crocodile. #its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

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frauleinninja:

lledra:

sharped0:

gobigorgoextinct:

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. #a crocodile. #just a crocodile. #its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

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